ITALIAN BREAD

Italian BreadTwo old gentlemen, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usualpark bench one morning. The 77 year old had just finished hismorning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The 70-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina. "You're noteven out of breath!" he exclaimed. "How do you have so much energy?What's your secret?""It's Italian Bread," the 77 year old said, "I eat a loaf everyday. It does wonders for my energy level.""Really?" the 70-year-old said. "Italian Bread?""That's right," his buddy said. He winked and added, "It also helpskeep up my stamina with the ladies, if you know what I mean! Try itfor a week and see."The 70-year-old just had to try this Italian Bread remedy. So onthe way home he stopped in at the bakery."Do you need any help?" the lady behind the counter asked the manas he was looking around."Yes," he said, "Do you have any Italian bread?""Right here," she motioned, "There's a whole shelf of it behind me.Would you like some?""Yes, please." he said, "I want five loaves.""Five loaves all at once?" she asked. "Wouldn't it be better toget one loaf at a time?""No, I'd rather get the five. It'll save me trips to the store,"he said.She replied, "But by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll behard!"The man stood there dumbfounded. "I can't believe it!" he said."Does everybody know about this Italian Bread thing but me?"

Just Me

Just Me

well this is just me

today I am nothing more then an empty shell

I learned something that will forever

change my views on my life as it sits right now

I can not nor will not say what i learned

just that my heart is broken and my spirit crushed

I no longer feel like my life is anything more then a joke

the lies i have been living although not my

own still lies none the less

I know things i wish i didn't but can not change that i do

my heart feels like it has been removed

beaten with a hammer

then shoved back in place

I gave my all and it was for nothing

I have nothing to show for it and nothing gained from it

as always but hey that is just another

day in my life right..

It is OK though I am the Wolf

and I will make it through this

just like every time before

there is nothing out there that will ever hold be back and keep

me from being who I am

it may only detour the trip and slow it down

but it will never take me off that

path i know is the right one for me

I have been beaten and almost killed in the past

raped and made to feel like a belonging

rather then a human yet i am still here

I may be worn down and hurting inside

But i am still the Wolf

I will make it through this as I have everything else in my life

with or with out anyone by my side

It is not the first nor will it be the last time

I will have to over come such pains to survive

Well It is my own fault really

who else can i blame but me it was I who

decided to try a real life with a real family

how foolish of me honestly what was i thinking

I should of known better really i should of

but as always I did not listen to myself and moved forward

only to find myself here yet again

Bill Gates in Heaven

Bill Gates dies, and goes up to Heaven.

There Saint Peter showed him to his house,

a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

Bill Gates was pleased,

and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

Then one day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks,

when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here.

I've been treated really well.

I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill,

with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royce's."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates."

No," said his new friend, "Actually,

I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry

that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.

Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,

"How could you give me a paltry new house,

while you're showering new cars, a mansion,

and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic?

I invented the Windows operating system!

Why does he deserve better??!"

"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "

and the Titanic only crashed once.

Is Windows A Virus?

Is Windows a Virus?

No, Windows is not a virus.

Here's what viruses do:

1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down thesystem as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay,Windows does that too.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user,

along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh, Windows does that, too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their systemis too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. -

Yup,Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:

Viruses are well supported by their authors;

are running on most systems;

their program code is fast, compact and efficient;

and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.

Night has fallen

Night has fallen on the Wolf den again

wow this day seemed to just drag on

I am grateful it has finally come to an end

it was hot and muggy out there today

while i was working on removing the fence

but i did manage to get most of it down without help

but i did need him to get it out of the ground and rolled

he was annoyed i started it as i said he

would be but got over it fast

as he still does not feel well and My doing it made

his job a lot easier

got most but not all the laundry done and

the trash is on the rd for pick up in the

morning

the dogs all have been fed and watered played

with and spoiled as every day lol

the kids are all fed and the dishes will wait till the morning as

I am beat!! and lord knows their hands

will fall off if any of them do the dishes

never did get to the floors today

mainly because every one kept running

in and out all day making it difficult

But oh well just add it to that list

for tomorrow right

I need to run the tiny deep freezer over

to Sonja's then back to the grind again

maybe i will actually get some things completed lmao

but i do not think i will hold my breath

as i never seem to really get it all

done with 7 of us living here it is hardly easy

the laundry and dishes are constant as is the floors

it seems just when i think i am bout done

in comes 6 more loads of dirty clothes

or another two sink loads of dishes and lord

help the poor floors they are in constant need of

sweeping or mopping lmao

But it is all good I will one day figure out the

secret and master the tricks of the old ones.

well good night all sleep well i hope i do!

The Fence Line

Well the Master has an upset

tummy so I think I will leave him

sleep and go start that fence line job myself

Not a Big deal really as Before him there

was really only me to do this stuff

so it is just back to Grass roots is all lol

I will go remove the fence we planned on moving and set it where

he can get to it when he is feeling better

this way he only has half the work he would of

had to do making his job that much easier

Or at least one would think

but knowing the Master as well as I do

some how some way I will have done

it all wrong and caused him extra work

Mark the wolfs words on this one

I know him very well and even though

in actuality I didn't he will still fuss

as if I did..

Out side of this i am still grinding away at the

laundry as well as the trash that needs to go out

and the long over due cleaning of the youngest wolf pups

room grrr darn boy so messy lol

Once I have completed these task

I shall move on to the sweeping and mopping oh

for joy what a party this is gonna be

but fret not my loyal readers i will be back again

to post yet another remarkable tale

of the daily grind in the Wolf Den lmao

Good Morning all

Good Morning

Well Maybe it is Maybe it isn't

Yet to be determined

I am doing that thing i do so well today

the never ending Laundry

Lord knows life would end if mom's

everywhere just hung up the laundry soap

and stopped providing clean clothes for all lmao

or at least my kids think so lol

Thankfully I now have fully functioning washer to do the job

correctly :-D oh Happy Days

I have high hopes that while i am

doing that laundry thing My other half

will do the manly fix the fence line thing

lol

I am getting a bit annoyed with the escapes

from fort wolf lmao

our tender hearted beast keep making a break for the border

since I have no desire to see the neighbors

making a Bear skin rug I am insisting

that we do something to protect the beast

The Male Unit although grumbly does agree

and I hope will follow through before any such

Bear skinning occurs lol

So far it has been a very quiet day here

no major malfunctions or dissagreements

the kids are all sleeping and the dogs are all playing

My mother is her every day annoying self

insisting i drop everything to make her some

pickles well of course i will drop everything

just for her I mean really it is not like i have any sort of

life of my own or a family i need to tend to

or an army of hounds i need to care for.

Some days i just have to wonder if it is

not her desire to truly make me lose

what is left of my pathetic mind

I do love her to death Just gets my

fur all tangled when she pushes me that way

but oh well that's the price for being the youngest and

the only girl i expect damn DNA